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pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.
She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.
by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018
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tafa

That's a funny anecdote, used in place of "lol" because 90% of the time, users of lol aren't actually laughing out loud.
Bliant: yo i saw the fattest girl today, she's definitely a yunhee!
Debbid: tafa

Justin Timberlake: myspace is going to be the shit of all shit
Ashton Kutcher: tafa
by debbid October 25, 2011
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tafara

we are happy
"we are tafara for a cool party
by savgeboi February 24, 2017
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Taff

Where back in the day it may of meant Welshmen originating from around the Cardiff area or River Taff area, now usually mean someone from the whole South Wales area.
A commen misconception though is that all people from Wales are called TAFF..wrong people from North Wales are commenly known as Gogs because North in Welsh is Goggledd.

Saying all that there is also the rumour that TAFF stands for....Thick As Fucking Fuck
Hey up Taff hows things going.

Yeah fuck you Taff!!!

Wow Taff is amazing I love him.
by Mike767 February 2, 2008
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taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy
Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!
by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003
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Taft Projects

Harlem housing projects home to JIM JONES, a member of the dipset
by phatzane® January 13, 2005
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Taft's Buttplug

A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.

The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
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