The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 29, 2010
fuck me man, i was so fucking cunted last night i had 15 tactical spews just to make it past 10 o'clock.
by jody October 30, 2003
The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
When you sleep for an optimal number of hours (i.e. not enough), the night before a massive deadline or exam.
by IML May 01, 2010
Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations
by hahahacough January 17, 2011
1)Actions that are deemed to be cheap, such as stealing the last slice, taking shotgun even when someone else has called it, and being overall cheap and jewish like my uncle.
2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.
2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.
1)Guy #1:I call shotgun
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty
2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty
2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics
by $$K-Rock$$ March 30, 2006
by b-rett May 09, 2005