Text Sexting

To have sex through text messaging.

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Ex:

Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!

Billy: Hope you have unlimited texting.

Bob: Shit...

by Trina_The_Awesomeness December 9, 2008

stinger

An overpoweringly pungent bowel movement that has the abilty to climb stairs and linger for hours. Air freshener will only increase the unpleasant aroma.

My roomate dropped a nasty stinger this morning beofre he went to work. When I got up at noon the place still smelled like a Turkish prison.

by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009

Sexting Bases

The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos

3rd: sexting
Home: photos

*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.

At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.

by Troyciferous Rex July 20, 2011

Stingray Coochie

A: A nice tight vagina

B: An unabused young pussy

I can smell that stingray coochie for miles!

Person A: You goin out tonight, bro?
Person B: Of course. The freshmen will be there, gotta get that stingray coochie!

by Swaggerfic Johnson November 25, 2011

stingle

still single

i am stingle,ready to mingle

by suroor duggal January 28, 2009

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'

While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'

by Sexydimma June 4, 2016

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006