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swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.
6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle
by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011
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Sweatsedo

A matching top and bottom sweat suit, usually worn at an inappropriate time or place. Sweatsedos are sometimes made of velour, but not always.
Yo, is this purple sweatsedo considered business casual?" or "I'm wearing my sweatsedo to the wedding, because I don't give a fuck!
by Roz_NW June 9, 2010
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ass sweats

When your your ass begins spontaneously sweating, unrelated to heat or exercise. The crack is especially affected.
Mighty fuck, I have the ass sweats, my underwear has reached it's saturation point.
by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003
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sweatshop

A disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes that cost $100 dollars a peice. Sweatshops owners are evil people.
Some sweatshops are: Nike, ambercrombie, anne taylor, gap, NBA, Banana republic, pretty much any store you can name
by ELZAR January 6, 2006
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i swear

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.
I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky
by carpentertom May 26, 2006
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Jamie Lynn Spears

Did you hear that Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers?
by asdasdas January 11, 2008
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pinky swear

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky
"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."
by Josh Brown May 13, 2005
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