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Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.
While having sex, the man's unit continuously traps and compresses air until the woman's pussy sings a short tune as air rushes out.
The lady thus committed a Singing Susan.
by Rew Nelson July 27, 2008
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aunt susan

A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.
Aunt Susan is to feminism what Uncle Tom is to black activism.
by EldritchCostello October 6, 2018
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crusin susan

Doing Will's mom.
I was crusin Susan last night Will. Crusin her! Crusin her Will!
by G May 25, 2004
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crusin susan

crusin her Will, crusin her.
by G May 27, 2004
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Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.
After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.
by Reggie Bushes January 23, 2008
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A Sagy Susan

labia minor, the smooth inner lips of the vagina
is applied onto the nose of your partner.
A sagy susan is when a woman sit's on your face opening her vigina and closing it on your nose.
by el doro September 12, 2006
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Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012
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