Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.
In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby, too.
Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!
Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby, too.
Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!
Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Susan Bunchmug. A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.
by EldritchCostello October 6, 2018
Get the aunt susanmug. Doing Will's mom.
by G May 25, 2004
Get the crusin susanmug. Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.
by Reggie Bushes January 23, 2008
Get the Steamed Susanmug. by el doro September 12, 2006
Get the A Sagy Susanmug. A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.
She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012
Get the Lazy Susanmug.