Surgeon

1. One who does surgery on others.
2. One who goes around yelling "OPERASHUN TIME!", wears a white coat, makes strange hand motions, and carries a scalpel behind one ear.

"The surgeon operatued on me yesterday"
"Watching House made them into a surgeon"

by Medical Meccanica December 11, 2005

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

Surfer

A surfer, as it would seem to me, is just someone who enjoys surfing,who loves the feeling of riding the last set,Who doesn't give a shit about "posers".Who cares who poses as what?

A surfer would not give a fuck what others think or pose as.

by Katy360 April 20, 2006

Alaskan Surfer

While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.

He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

by SMILLL March 26, 2009

Rocket Surgeon

Someone with less-than-stellar aptitude. A mixture of "rocket scientist" and "brain surgeon", this phrase describes a person that is neither. The subject also frequently has an overinflated sense of self worth, flaunting his acheivments and trying to insult other people's intelligence whenever he or she feels dumb.

The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or perform some other action that would get them "Darwined".

The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they've just been zinged. This is often heard amongst tech-support agents.

I just got off the phone with some Rocket Surgeon who was cussing me out because he couldn't figure out how to open the battery door on his camera, and kept telling me all about his MCSE and his PhD.

by DirkusMaximus May 27, 2007

sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.

Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.

by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004

surgery

When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.

This patient has never undergone a surgery

by Shendy1 November 17, 2009