Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.

It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.

by FloodedYard March 31, 2010

suburbanazi

1. An overwrought man or woman, who travels into a major metropolitan area occasionally, and expects the same sort of small town service from businesses that they receive in their home region.

2. Someone who is very serious about their lawn.

3. People whose only exposure to African-American culture is through The Cosby Show - or Dave Chappelle.

4. A female driver who has received her vehicle as a gift from her father; who is attempting to buy her love.

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi expects our gas prices to be the same as outside the city limits?"

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi has great megahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

suburbic

it is what it is

that was totally suburbic

by alayna jerkface November 15, 2010

Suburban Limo

A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.

Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.

by Krazy Chemist August 23, 2011

suburban flag

Flags other than the American flag proudly displayed outside suburban homes. Often holiday-themed.

"Dude, your mom is flying the suburban flag?"

"Yeah, she friggin' loves Christmas. And Easter. And Halloween. And Thanksgiving."

by FreedomRock November 21, 2011

Superbeer

Combine 2 shots of whiskey preferably a cheap one with bottle of budweiser.

Stephen i just made a superbeer its pretty bitchin.

by Johnfatasscandy November 30, 2011

Spurbeck

The act of being so incredibly gay that your organs shut down

“Bro, Noah is spurbecking again. Grab the defib!”

by Noah Spurbeck Jr. February 19, 2019