Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

suburban kids

Suburban kids are kids who have rich parents that are raking in at least 400 thousand dollars a year, and they go to either their preppy suburban white schools, or they're in private schools. They're all basically the same: the girls are super girly, and the guys are preppy. They listen to music such as Paramore, Green Day, and Katy Perry. They are all under the impression that their lives are terrible, and they hate their parents. They have cell phones that their parents pay for, and typically don't get their first job until they're eighteen or nineteen. Suburban kids expect their parents to just give them money for no reason. And their parents usually do so. Suburban kids are also typically Christian or Catholic and never learn to think for themselves. The suburban girls play soccer or volleyball and the suburban boys play baseball or soccer.

I hate suburban kids. They suck and know nothing about the world, nor do they care.

by the Joking Quace of Sparts January 24, 2011

suburban

A truck that will pull your piece of shit ford around town like it's a ghost trailer.

Tug of war? Against a Burb? Yr a dumb motherfucker. That Suburban will pull your ford like a ghost trailer.

by excicutioner October 8, 2016

The Suburban Pirate Orchestra

The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).

-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.

"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.

by Pualti April 15, 2009

Suburban White Trash

individuals who grew up in the suburbs of a major city with parents who were not poor. Tendency to have belief systems that meld conservative moral values and economic beliefs while being open minded/liberal on social issues. May have dabbled in alcohol, drugs, and sex at a very young age. Related to: white trash and suburban

Even though it is morally wrong, gays should be allowed to be married based on the principle of marriage.

We should fund research for HIV and AIDS to help cure the epidemics, but shouldn't help individuals who can't afford the prescriptions.

by meanie May 6, 2004

suburban rhythm

1. Unconvincing movements often pawned off as 'dancing' in uptown clubs.
2. Thrives especially in circles containing pretardedwankstas.
3. Yet another sesquipedalian term to describe individuals subsumed by cliche R&B songs.
4. Listed under suburbandictionary.com under 'rhythm'

Mike: Dammit, another would-be break dancer just kicked my beer over.
Brando: Ahhhhhhhhhh! The fiery-hot suburban rhythm in this club makes me want to puke.

by Brando! April 30, 2004

suburbanite

Mindless consumers who live in engineered neighborhoods. Have no opinion on anything until popular culture and media tell them how to think. Have to define themselves with posessions, because they have no personalities from years of corporate brainwashing. Suffer from the delusion that everyone wants their life, when in fact they do not.(Sometimes even they don't, but their programmed minds would never let them admit it.) Mistake insults and pity towards them for jealousy and envy. Go through life with blinders, failing to see or comprehend anything that is not right in front of their eyes.
Their infectious ignorance and baseless arrogance are the reasons other countries hate the U.S. so much.

Also see lemming.

The saddest part is suburbanites think the thoughts in their head are their own.

by stickfigure March 2, 2005