Standing

The sport in which one or many stand opposing gravity and all its forces in a verticle position, so that thou shall become the best stander.

Standing is about as cool as the mother duck and does not hurt your stomach

Larry: Dude check Andy out man he's been standing for the past 24566 minutes
Jed: Whoa thats intense
Cran: No sarc.

2011 Most Common Sport - Bus Stops and Train Stations.
2011 Most Talentless Sport - (2nd Place)

by Standing on Facebook June 29, 2011

streaking

The public display of ones self, similar to "mooning" although showing your meat and your butt

Lets go streaking!

by a February 18, 2007

streaking

The art of one stripping down to his nasty white naked skin and running around like a moron until he feels the need to jack off. (Remember...in the state of North Carolina..it's LEGAL to show you BUTT in public)

Dude...yes it's legal to show your butt...but you gotta whip out the big kahuna taht God gave us....heck take it all off.......LETS GO STREAKIN IN THE PARK!!!

by bob December 6, 2004

sending me off

As in you're sending someone off, playing with them, set them up to make them think you're going to do something; but don't really end up doing it.

You never came to the mall like you said you were going to, you be sending me off.

by RaeRaeLove October 14, 2013

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005

Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe

Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat

by Jocoque May 26, 2017

standing ground

1. The act in which you do no budge or move from your proverbial or physical position, 2. To not crack under heavy pressure.

"Nick told that girl she was no fun, and he's totally standing ground against her lip."

by bigsteveboski November 3, 2006