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Steam

A digital download system based on auto-updates, friends-lists, and no DRM.

Although not perfect it's a much better option then Gamestop and dealing with the asshole customers rip off resales, cheap ass trade in values that rip you off at every possible opportunity.

Steam was created by valve to sell there products along with indie products and occasionally other stuff. Many people claim that Steam is only around to line valves pockets but really they are just upset by the bugs and mistakes valve made with the program rather then having really issues with it.

Despite it's wonderful usage and application Steam has it's fair share of faults. Mainly slow processing which can delay downloads massively, auto-updates without any notification, and the occasional bugs and glitches.

Despite this Steam is often regarded as a massively useful program and a god send because of it's lack of pointless DRM which most other digital download services are plagued with. It also has often sales which can give a great product away at a great price.
Guy: Steam sucks it's so laggy and never loads an-OH that indie game is on sale for 50% off must buy!

Gabe: Another job well done :D
by Blarny September 8, 2012
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Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.
Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?
by Johnson August 23, 2004
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steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.
by waffle October 13, 2003
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rocky mountain steam clean

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss
"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."
by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006
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Steam

An online gaming store created by Valve as a way to make money off of games, people worked hard on, just so they can make a profit because THEY'RE TOO DAMN LAZY TO MAKE HALF-LIFE 3 OR A NEW PORTAL GAME! Way to go Gabe Newell, suck up all the profits from the hard work indie developers go through only to find out all the cash goes to Newell buying more Big Macs to sustain his life-support.
Gabe Newell:"Suddenly I lost my ability to make new games."
Valve Employee: "Dude, let's be like EA and make a store called Steam, where we trick game developers to making games on the store, where they believe they would get the majority of the profit, but in reality, we take all the cash and buy another McDonalds for you."
Gabe Newell: "That's a shit-tastic idea!"
by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016
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steam-training

multiple people penetrating each other in a straight line similar to a train and then cumming inside of each other's anus's
Me and my friends just got done steam-training and it was great
by Jimbo_Jambo September 26, 2020
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Steam

The un-amazing way in which Valve has decided to let people play Counter-Strike and Half-Life, so buggy a program it is almost completley unusable.
"Damn, That's almost as buggy as Steam"
by Moh Ok? ^.^ September 15, 2003
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