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Strawberry Yoo-Hoo 

a strawberry yoohoo is a delicious variation of the also delicious chocolate yoohoo.

STRAWBERRY YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, soy lecithin, sucralose, niacinamide (vitamin b3), vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3, red 40

CHOCOLATE YOOHOO INGREDIENTS: water, high fructose corn syrup, whey (from milk) and less than 2% of: cocoa (alkali process), nonfat dry milk, natural and artificial flavors, sodium caseinate (from milk), corn syrup solids, calcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, palm oil, guar gum, xanthan gum, mono and diglycerides, salt, spice, soy lecithin, niacinamide (vitamin b3), sucralose, vitamin a palmitate, riboflavin (vitamin b2), vitamin d3

it has nothing to do with anyone on their rag.
Example1: a quote from the popular web series Red vs. Blue
"No water? What do you guys drink?" -Doc
"I only drink the blood of my enemies and occasionally a Strawberry Yoo-hoo!" -Sarge

Example2: every day use
"Hold up, I wanna stop at the store and grab a couple strawberry yoo-hoos before we go back to your house. They're delicious!"
Strawberry Yoo-Hoo by $arge July 20, 2014
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strawberry demon

A very grumpy ginger
U ain't nothing but a strawberry demon!!!

Strawberry Shortdick 

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

Strawberry Tart

British slag for heart.
"Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?"

~Chev Chelios, Crank 2
Strawberry Tart by Dr Murdoch September 4, 2010

Strawberry Ho

Woman selling pussy for drugs.
She a strawberry ho, she'll do anything for a hit
Strawberry Ho by SandBag December 4, 2007

strawberry cowtail 

When you have sex with a girl during her menstruation, then do her in the ass and finish in it.
strawberry cowtail by BrenHalo January 29, 2009

Strawberry helmet

A person with red hair.
Look at that redheaded chick across the street! That's gross. Yeah, she's really sporting a strawberry helmet.