starbucks mommy 

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

starbucks mommy by Torib82 April 6, 2016

starbucks diva 

A Starbucks Diva is a person who drinks Starbucks every day and looks down on anyone who doesn't.

She is such a Starbucks Diva.

starbucks diva by Your Local Lampshade May 5, 2016

Starbucks drizzle 

A fucking giant glob of caramel or chocolate sauce

Starbucks drizzle is not a drizzle

Starbucks drizzle by Yupyupyuuup September 18, 2016

Starbucks Slurper 

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

Starbucks Slurper by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017

Starbucks Justice Warrior 

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.

Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"

Starbucks Justice Warrior by channel_panel March 8, 2019

Starbucks Mou 

Asking someone out for Starbucks enthusiastically

Friend: Starbucks Mou
Me : Let’s go

Starbucks Mou by Instagram @askz_officialz April 4, 2019

Starbucks Gay

The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.

Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!

Starbucks Gay by glitterstar August 10, 2019