a hand gesture similar to the awkward turtle, made by taking one hand, letting the fingers dangle like tentacles, and moving the hand up and down in a squid-like manner, thus indicating an awkward moment caused by someone's shyness.
Because of Kelly's quiet social awkwardness, I had to deploy the timid squid to salvage the conversation.
by Aaron Neiman October 12, 2008
A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world
by BeefBall March 4, 2017
A person, not always but usually online, who lies about who they really are to seem cooler and gain more friends.
by ImNotFromJANFU May 20, 2016
A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014
by Fuckrick November 29, 2022