A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.
Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.
by Taum September 4, 2017
Get the Prairie Squidmug. a hand gesture similar to the awkward turtle, made by taking one hand, letting the fingers dangle like tentacles, and moving the hand up and down in a squid-like manner, thus indicating an awkward moment caused by someone's shyness.
Because of Kelly's quiet social awkwardness, I had to deploy the timid squid to salvage the conversation.
by Aaron Neiman January 22, 2009
Get the timid squidmug. A person, not always but usually online, who lies about who they really are to seem cooler and gain more friends.
by ImNotFromJANFU May 20, 2016
Get the lil' squidmug. A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
Get the shit squidmug. I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
Get the giant squidmug. by Fuckrick November 28, 2022
Get the squid fuckmug. Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014
Get the throwing squidmug.