squeak toy 

n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.

Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.

squeak toy by Mike Boomshadow September 11, 2006

Russian Squeaker

Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.

Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!

Russian Squeaker by Centerwarz July 13, 2011

jack squat 

not anything, absolutely nothing

I know jack squat about thermodynamics.

jack squat by piewire September 19, 2003

Squat Product 

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.

Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!

Squat Product by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006

Squatteasing 

Nasty dancing wherein the dancer squats, opens the legs, then stands up.

An exotic dancer is squatteasing around the pole to show the audience her wears.

Squatteasing by Ms. Opes July 26, 2008

squat trust

The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.

I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.

squat trust by Tubzilla December 17, 2008

Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

Squat on my bedpost by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010