Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.

Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.

by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024

Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Rocket squash

A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.

Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.

See also: rocket squish

"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".

by savethemoon January 2, 2019

bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko April 18, 2018

Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

by bubbles009 September 21, 2013