Skweepy

You say skweepy when something is in the middle of scary and creepy. But you have to pretend that you have a speech impediment by saying skweepy

Yo did you hear about the guy that got chased and taken away from his family

Damn thats kinda Skweepy tho

by clobamacare October 22, 2020

slweeb

a user on Twitter that you see under every tweet

@slweeb i see you everywhere!

by slweeb January 24, 2021

Speecherism

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.

Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism

by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021

but speech

The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.

Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.

Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!

by frindle1992 August 13, 2011

Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012

Nordic Speech

The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.

Hey, Hamish is getting drunk again, think he'll go Nordic Speech on us again?

by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012

Promotion Speech

When someone talks to the point where the audience starts sleeping. Usually, listening to it is not even helpful.

I slept through the promotion speech. How about you? Oh, you did too? Nice.

by Yesssssirr May 24, 2020