by splitter666 May 29, 2019
Get the splitter mug.A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011
Get the slutterfly mug.The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
Get the splatter dragon mug.A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
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Get the slutterbutter mug.A woman or man who commits acts of being a slut, or is associated in any activities ran by a slut. Similar words: slut, whore, how, or sex enthusiast
by Jonny5196 October 13, 2015
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