Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023

Splonky

The highest honour. The most based of people, the absolute expression of happiness for another person!

Yeah :) You too, you splonky

by The Turkish Conquester May 21, 2023

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

spaloinked

being so absolutely smacked off of plugs supply to the point that you've gone to a whole other universe

what did lil bro have to smoke to get this spaloinked?

man found out victoria's secret with his level of spaloinkedness

bro smoked on that classified information pack and now he spaloinked beyond repair

by claricio August 20, 2023

Spoink

A really cool person who goes oingo boingo mode when needed. They may also wear bright clothing, have cool hair, and actually be very kind.

Their music taste differs, but all spoinks accept everyone, because that's how cool they are. If spoinks were songs, they would be Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran.

Person 1: woah, he looks really cool!
Person 2: omg yeah, what a spoink
Person 1: I bet he's so spoinky irl

by IWantToBeAHillbilly September 1, 2023

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024