A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.
Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
by Frankie_Muniz October 17, 2020
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Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020
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Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.
You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?
Nah
Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..
Nah
Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..
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Get the skin splitter mug.Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.
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by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011
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Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
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