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splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
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Spantiferastic

I'm feeling spantiferastic today
by Hannah and Travis October 7, 2008
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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Splatteredpuss

Splatteredpuss is when womens pussy has been abused and worn out over her years,and the pussy resembles a Splattered tomato.
Man,that girl I took home from the bar last night had one hell of a Splatteredpuss.
by HumboldtHobo August 22, 2011
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Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face
I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!
by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012
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Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.
by acw11790 February 12, 2012
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splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
by jman2001 May 20, 2014
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