Spitty hit

A very small yet powerful hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. from the looks of it you won’t get too high but sometimes a spitty hit hits back harder than expected. The term is typically used when one has business to attend and does not desire to be too high, or most commonly, when someone has asthma and simply cannot rip without coughing.

Damn I might need to take a spitty hit to get through this homework.

I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!

by Cooter check February 16, 2021

Pity Spitty

When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.

Edison laughed when Ryan was describing what he hadn't eealised was a pity spitty

by Jedly2311 February 1, 2015

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016

Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.

Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.

by KylieNykol October 3, 2020

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 8, 2010

Shitter showdown

When two riders are stuck in the stalls because neither wants to be the first to exit.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in a Shitter showdown with that guy from the Repair Center for 15 minutes! He finally left, but now he knows who the real Crapper Cowboy is!!!

Guy 2: Yea, he's intimidating. He finally got me to give up after about 10 minutes last week.

by P3nderizor September 16, 2009

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014