The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
Get the speed of oldmug. Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed testmug. When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
Get the speed rubmug. by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008
Get the fire speedmug. The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017
Get the Stringer speedmug. Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
by XXXPORN66642069 January 17, 2017
Get the Speed Fapmug. Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.
B Willy:stop smoking that bong water
B Willy:stop smoking that bong water
by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011
Get the Weed Speedmug.