Speedfacing

It's the action of when someone makes the face that IShowSpeed made when a viewer who wanted to beat him in Fortnite for a prize said "Please Speed I need this", "My mom is kind of homeless". While breaking down in tears. Speed was attempting not to laugh. It is usually done when cringing at something

Bro: I sold the 10/10 Me: "speedfaces"
Bro: Bro why u speedfacing at me?

by senseij February 24, 2026

SpeedBallFap

The act of watching the American television series Shifting Gears with the sound off in an effort to climax to Kat Dennings while simultaneously being disgusted with Tim Allen.

I rubbed a callous in my shaft after SpeedBallFapping for 8 hours.

by Jacky Daytona January 11, 2025

Speedbag

When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun

Stfu or we'll speedbag you.

by Lord Erne October 24, 2025

Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.

Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.

by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010

Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Ball Speedbag

Getting your ass kicked, beaten, or destroyed in a manner that makes you give up. Especially in games.

Damn Andy, your ball speedbag got used by your girlfriend in that COD match.

by Choco Chocho October 3, 2017

Teaball Speedball

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018