Spanish double-backhander shasty

A squatting position when one has both arms stretched around the back of the thighs, thumbs facing the person performing the S-D-B shasty.

The boys saw a great looking girl on the beach, he quickly reached down and performed a public Spanish double-backhander shasty.

by Cannot June 19, 2008

shast

retarded way of saying "shit"

Oh shast!

by johnny q January 21, 2004

spasticity

verb.
ability to be spastic

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"

by d. ace April 5, 2008

Shastabation

The use of Shasta brand soda as a lubricant for masturbation

There were at least three open cans of Shasta by the computer when I got home, and the browser was still on a porn site. My wife must have been engaged in some serious Shastabation while I was at work.

by Shaolinstylze March 11, 2008

Smaste

Verb.
When something tastes like the smell of something else.

Those lime tic tacs smaste like my grandpa's house!

by Travel Sized March 21, 2011

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007