Spanka

A term used for a wanka or toss pot. A monkey spanka!

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was dancin, wot a SPANKA!

by Carramel August 3, 2006

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

spark the leaf

Light a marijuana cigarette

"I wanna brunette with great legs, unforgettable sex, we can sit in the jeep, pump Mobb Deep an spark the leaf"

by Nadine Who Knows All June 8, 2003

sparkazzly

awesome
spectacular
superb

I'm feeling sparkazzly today.

by Emma :-p October 26, 2006

Snarkariffic

The most snarky comment one can make. The ultimate achievement in snarkiness. One aspires to be labeled snarkariffic.

I thought listening to her run down the latest celebrity train wreck's characteristics, snarky point by snarky point, was vicarious fun, but when she ended with 'I'd feel sorry for her if she'd come from the shallow end of the gene pool, but her mother sucked up something from the drain, and voila, Boopsie was begat!' I declared her just plain snarkariffic.

by Mugsy's Bitch April 23, 2011

SnarkASSist

A person who is rude, conceited and overall an asshole

That asshole is a SnarkASSist. Snark rude narcissist

by Zephyrfurman February 28, 2018

Sparda

The name of the Ledgendery Dark Knight (Or at least the first. All those who have completed DMC on hard know what I'm talking about)
Sparda was orginally a baddy working for the evil overlord of the underworld, mundus, until Mundus started to invade the human world. Thus, Sparda took pity on the human for thier breif transeint lives, and so rebelled against Mundus.
Big surprise, he won. Yet he disappeared from earth, but not before leaving his son (Dante) upon the earth to help save it every 2,000 years when Mundus would rise again.
Also the name of an amaaaaazing sword that Mr dumbass Dante left in the underworld for no good reason, yet Trish still gets at the end of the game. (Trish = Dante's mum, or so it would seem. I can't be bothered to get into the long storyline bit here).

Hey, Mundus is here, Looking for a Mister Sparda. Anyone?

1) Hey, I just made Sparda from toilet paper rolls and PVA glue
2) GASP!

by Thegreatnick January 17, 2005