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spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened
by charles December 8, 2003
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spaghetti penis

1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.

2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.
1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.

2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.
by robulastage May 2, 2010
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Spaghettioo's

Pronouced Spaghetti OH's - Term used to define modern day object oriented code developed in an uncomprehensible fashion, full of inheritance, abstraction with very little composition. Evolved from the term Spaghetti Code. Also known as anti-patterns. The oo at the end of Spaghetti is an acronym (Object Oriented), but pronounced OH as in the canned pasta meal, Spaghetti-o's.
1. Man, that code is full of spaghettioo's
2. PHP programmers are good at opening cans of spaghettioo's
3. I forgot to black box it, now it's a spaghettioo
by bill_guitar_calicali November 25, 2006
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spaghetti wrangler

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
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Spaghettimuncher

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)
1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."
by YoRatchetCookieMonstaAss May 28, 2014
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Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.
Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.
by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015
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spaghettiwall

to attack a problem or promote or attack an argument by utilizing everything that can possibly be thought of, in an effort to see if anything turns out to be effective, i.e., "to see what sticks." Derived from the old practice of throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it sticks to the wall.
She just spaghettiwalled that argument---none of what she said was even partially relevant.
by thelanguagemonster May 18, 2015
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