spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

cunt spaghetti

A girls period

I went down on her and she had that Cunt Spaghetti all over her thighs!

by cubercub August 15, 2017

Hue Spaghetti

Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made

My name is Hue spaghetti and I’m a dummy

by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019

Dank Spaghetti

When someone from Apple revokes tweakbox and when tweakbox fixes their app they say...

DANK SPAGHETTI!!!

Me: tweakbox is revoked! 😭
tweakbox: Dank...
tweakbox: DANK SPAGHETTI!

by danksphagetti2019 August 30, 2019

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Yeti in the spaghetti

An orgy game. To play; you invite 4 or more people over to be the spaghetti and then you invite a large hairy man as the guest of honor to be the yeti and then you all fuck.

“Yo man I went to that orgy and there was a yeti in the spaghetti, it was wild”

by Barbies-drunk November 12, 2017