Soviet

Someone who hates individual freedom

I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me

by Covert Rage November 3, 2021

Soviet Bomb Pop

Icicles in the anus.

Watch out for snowmen in Russia, lest you fall victim to the Soviet Bomb Pop.

by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Soviet Union

a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle

wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022

The Soviet Union

The motherland. Our only hope. Our pride and joy. The embodiment of happiness

I love the Soviet Union.

by Leninsupportgrouppies549 March 13, 2022

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021