Soldierposting

An individual posting alarming quantities of sigma quotes featuring Soldierboy, Is often a cry for help.

"Hey Ben's been soldierposting a lot recently, someone should check up on him."

by BlackHawk1159 August 25, 2022

Acoustic Sledding

Sledding without the use of a sled by sitting down on your rear end or knees and sliding down the hill.

Child: Aww Man! My sled just spontaneously combusted.

Goku: Its okay you can use the Dragonballs which I have collected to wish for a new one!!

Child: Hurray!!!

Goku: Just kidding. Your going acoustic sledding.

by Jacob the Almighty Magician January 26, 2009

young soldier

A euphemism for "penis"

My young soldier was quite pleased after making his conquest last night

by Hobolobo December 19, 2008

Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

chocolate sled

The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.

Girl one: I gave tyrone a chocolate sled last night.

Girl two: bitch you cray.

by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014

DJ Sledge

DJ Sledge, or Aloofgaming2003, is an up and coming soundcloud producer

"Hey did you hear that new DJ Sledge?" says Aloof. "It's a bop!"

by thesaltboy420 December 19, 2018

Future US Army Soldier

Many will remember this as a quality vine hero, but to me I can only think of Claire.

"You just disrespected a future US army soldier"

by Ruggy June 27, 2020