SnorgTees

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis

What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?

They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.

by uzo9 June 14, 2009

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snowymiles

the best minecraft player

have you seen snowymiles? he is the best minecraft player
Yes I have he shit on me!!

by Huge Obsessed Fan June 22, 2022

snot rocket

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

by Peter349 December 17, 2009

snost

The past-tense of 'snooze'; made popular by singer-songwriter Mike Doughty in his 2005 song "I Hear the Bells", though not actually invented by him.

You snooze you lose; well I snost and lost.

by WolverinesFan January 25, 2010

snot thot

Snot= sneaky nigga over there. Thot= Thirsty hoe over there. A SnotThot is a girl who is thirsty for a Snot.

Rayquan: Yo that lil bih bad as a mothafucka I think ima go holla right quik *hangs up on Yolanda and looks at Jamal for confirmation*

Jamal: Oh Yuuup I seen lil bih before she a snot thot it's good.

by A Mac named Zac October 25, 2017