Swifty

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

God that guy may be perfect but he's not a patch on Swifty.

by Rachel August 26, 2004

shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Snifter

When you fart before pulling down your pants to poop, sending a rush of smelly air up your nose.

Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself a snifter on the way in.

Taylor got the gnarliest snifter at work today that he went home sick.

by mcneilio December 2, 2010

snitty

One who thinks of themselves as a badass sumbetch!

Manly lumber jack yettie

by Butch February 2, 2005

Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

by Elubart May 1, 2006

Shifty

God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!


See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler

1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!

2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.

by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004

Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

by Ric088 August 14, 2017