Snakesman

A person of the criminal sort adept at finding his or her way into or out of a building. Usually someone of small stature able to fit through tight places.

Exemplified in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery" in the character of Clean Willy.

Pierce: "You say your the fastest, bloody best Screwsman in the country, hmm? Well, here's a fitting challenge!"
Agar: "Challenge? Seventy five seconds for two keys! It's nigh impossible!"
Pierce: "What if a snakesman comes over the roof and cracks the drum from the inside?"
Agar: "What snakesman's to break that drum? Nobody good enough is out. The best is Clean Willy, and he's in."

by Touchstone the Fool March 5, 2007

Snake and The Rhythm Hunters

Established in late 2009, Snake and The Rhythm Hunters is a well known musical group from Illinois. Their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. Classics include Irish Whiskey Song and Watch Out, however there is always more to anticipate from Snake.

Mike: Hey, have you heard of Snake and The Rhythm Hunters?

Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!

by snake189 April 1, 2011

In the snakes

When you're feeling sad or bummed out. Based on the latin inus snakus thus.

Leechi: Gee, Mrs. Othelia's math class today sure was not fun!
Rambutan: You said it, friend. We are in the snakes right now.

by Cookie Jerusalem Monster February 16, 2021

Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Snake Snatch

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

by Aight den November 18, 2011

Snake it til you make it

The act of doing minimal work to get by, and being sneaky and/or crafty while you go about it, like a snake.

1: "Man this paper isn't gonna get done tonight"
2: "You'll just have to snake it til you make it man"

1: "Dude you down to chill?"
2: "Hold on, I'm snaking it right now, I'm trying to get this chick to do my laundry"

by yourrediculouss February 10, 2014