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snack thirty

a certain time of day when a snack is in order. imagine it as beer thirty, but with snacks instead.

Michael: Is it snack time yet?
Randy: It's snack thirty somewhere.

snack thirty by mikezilla November 29, 2012

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Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!

"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."

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Someone thay grazes the snack cabinet so frequently they are never hungry for an actual meal.

Isn't Mike going to have dinner? No...he's too full from being a snack rabbit all day!

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When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.

Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.

Snack fucked by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016

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one who love to eat snacks on the regular.

you eating a candy bar, cake, and gummy bears?what a snack whore.

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A male who is physically and sexually attractive that makes you want to call them daddy and eat like a snack

Damn Michael looked like a snack daddy last night.

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