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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.
Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!
by DunnWendt April 18, 2020
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