Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

fetal smother

The suffocation of a fetus by means of inserting a large object into the uterus of a pregnant woman. Usually followed by nap.

Her baby would have been a boy, but I gave her the fetal smother with my baseball bat.

by Dick-squeeze September 7, 2006

Smasher

A woman who is only good for sex.

Damn there is smashers in here tonight

by MiamiStyle305 February 3, 2010

smithercats

When something is amazing or very good.

"Holy Smithercats!! Did you see that bitches ass? She needs to WIPE ME DOWN!!"

by Pay-Lore February 22, 2008

Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

Smasheroonied

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011