can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

Sarcasm

When irony has an orgasm.

(based on actual events)

Helen: what's a good quote to add under my definition of sarcasm?

Guy: hand greande pins in every line throw them up and watch something shine
linkin park lyrics

Helen: dude. sarcasm?

Guy: ooooohhh lol, idk
yea i'm hopeless

Helen: with that sarcasm??? heck no....<----(sarcasm)

by Music3is2my1 February 27, 2009

Sarcasm

The difference between you and the person who doesn't get it.

Retard: Hey, are you okay?

You: Oh yeah, sure, this car parked on top of me is just separating me from my leg. I'd be much obliged if you could beat yourself to death with it.

Retard: Sure!

You: Sarcasm...

Retard: I wasn't being sarcastic!

You" *Facepalm*

by Rowena Ravenclaw April 20, 2012

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: I don't know..
Person 1: Really?!
Person 2: That was sarcasm..

by Carav98 May 12, 2014

scarcasm

A comment that has hidden sarcasm, but sounds positive. Often used by someone losing but makes a comment that may on appearance appear that opposite is happening. For example a player might say "this team is truly awesome," or "great battle"... even though this players team is being pummeled and is behind 46 to zero. Basically hiding the scars of defeat.

Bob exclaimed "victory, victory, victory" even though his team lost 25-0... now thats some great scarcasm

by ghosttexas February 22, 2018

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

Sarcasm Spasm

the feeling which one have while they have made a sarcastic comment at someone and the person targeted gets it but the one who have made it can't help feeling smug and keep smirking over his own comment..and keeps on being haughty..

(in debate)
Friend 1:dude Alicia is so hot...i can hardly stop noticing her body..
Friend 2:oh yeah..whenever i see her she reminds me of Samnsung Flat screen HD tv...what a figure..

Friend 1: (turns sour face)
Friend 2: (keeps on smirking)
Friend 1:ok..ok...thats enough now come outta ur sarcasm spasm..

by St. Lunatic August 16, 2010