When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003
Get the Turd-Slurpee mug.things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
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Get the jizz slurpee mug.A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
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Get the puerto rican slurpee mug.When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.
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