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San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016
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Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
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Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber
yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize
by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003
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sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.
things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
by mwg April 27, 2008
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jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of
Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010
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chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.
Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.
by Eric April 6, 2005
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