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slovard

(1) A favourable term meaning a particularly agreeable but extremely bizarre night's drinking.
(2) Often used to also confirm the credibility of something.

Origins are believed date back some twenty years and derived from the word 'Slovakia' and 'Hard' and have been brought together to describe the solution to an otherwise uninteresting and arduous life in the former eastern block of Czechoslovakia.

In 1984 Czechoslovakia's per capita consumption of hard liquor (over 20% proof) was 1.6 times that of non-alcoholic drinks. As of 1987, drinking during the workday and drunkenness on the job reportedly were common and even tolerated. Upon clocking off for the day, Slovak men and women would often return home for a krunk party.

Due to a mix of paint-removing strength alcohol, an evening of careless abandon and debauchery was almost guaranteed.

Although they may be coming out of these dark times the Slovaks still know how to throw one hell of a 'Slovard'.
(1) "How was last night at bingo Ethel?..."

"Yes it was slovard...it reminded me of a Barrymore house party with Rod Hull on the roof trying to sort out the tv aerial... kiss my face"

(2) "Have you heard the new Razorlight album Claude?"

"Yes, it's slovard"
by Donjonty December 16, 2007
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slove

SLove refers to love inside the online game "Second Life".
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Slovenia

A beautiful yet small country on the border of Italy. Capital is (pardon any spelling errors) Lbujabna (see what I mean? lol) pronounced LOOB-lo-YAWN-ah. A kick ass country. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SLOVAKIA!
Many american slovenians live in Cleveland. See my definetion for ohio
Slovenia is a beautiful counrty!
by Liz December 25, 2003
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SLIVER

The best French rocking hardcore band ever. Named after the best Nirvana song ever. Also one of the most mispelt band name on flyers.
It's SLIVER, not SILVER!
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Slober

The extraneous enjoyment of a sensuous activity.
George, I'm telling you. Whenever I see a folk of that one kind, I just start slober killing him or her, and I love it so much.

Well Muffender, you should concentrate that slobering on something else. Like playing the meatflute on that juicy specimen.

Yeah man! Shit!
by crackheadjackhead December 12, 2009
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Slovenia

Slovenia is a chicken shaped country between austria and bosnia. We shit in Italian boot, stand on croatian barn and eat hunarians.
We unrightfuly stole "ajvar" from Macedonia. So its officaly one of three slovenian dishes. Other 2 are potizza and over mura moving cake. We also have "kranjska klobasa" (named after our REGION!) but friking polands stole that from us. At least australians says so.
Too bad. Kranjska klobasa>ajvar.
Jure (common name) that means little retarded and slow person) wants to make Slovenia -n ajvar, but he bought paprika from Argentina.
by Postavni pesnik July 13, 2015
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slavery

by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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