sloth sling

When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.

He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!

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Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

Sloth Nap by Random 7 March 2, 2018

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When you mop your bloody Mary up and wring it back into your glass.

Tdog never had a bloody Mary just sloth rags, so he could always serve himself

sloth rag by Zeke_89 May 14, 2018

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I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

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I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

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You know that you’re not hetro but you’re too lazy too look for definitions

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