Angry Sloth

This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly

son: what happened to mommy’s eye

dad: Daddy gave her an angry sloth
son: good job dad

by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019

spam-sloth

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

Sloth Nation

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Sloth (the dance)

A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth

Lets go do the sloth at club YAK

by sctso May 8, 2003

Sid the Sloth

Latin: Slothus Nathanus Johnus

A primordial being of unknown origins, usually sits in a corner on his own or tries unsuccessfully to fit in with others.

*David Attenbrough voice* And here we can observe the Slothus Nathanus Johnus, more commonly known as 'Sid the Sloth', trying to make a friend. Look at the way he slowly and carefully walks away after losing his nerve.

by mister sebo September 16, 2011