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Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.
Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.
by MsHahLee November 20, 2019
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Sorority Slammer

A hard seltzer spiked with Vodka.
Usually a Natty Seltzer or White Claw.
“Hey what do you wanna drink at formal?”
Sorority Slammers
“Perfect I’ll get Taaka and Aloha Beaches”
by Sratslammer2019 December 6, 2019
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Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020
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Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense
by Brendanwa January 11, 2022
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem
When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming
by #Unknown# November 30, 2006
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Slombat

The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.
Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!
by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008
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