Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

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soaded

When you not just loaded you're SO-LOADED. Either being too drunk or high so you're soaded.

Nigga we were soaded at the club last nite.

by lil dom January 18, 2007

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spaded

When someone has you "beat", or is better than you at something.

Yeah nigga you put it down, but my dip had you spaded.

by doughnigga July 17, 2006

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This word is primarily used for the occasion when a burrito gets told or dissed. Yes, we all know that the proper spelling is "slain," but get over it. Your annoyance at us saying "slayed" makes the humor even more enjoyable. Also commonly used in this form: "Ohhhh slayed!!!"

Burrito: Hey guys I just found out that my girlfriend is a man

James: Dang, slayed

by Antismurf October 10, 2011

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SWADED-J

a stoner / music maker that lives in wyoming

<<SWADED = SMOKE.WEED.ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY>>
<<J = JESSE>>

dam did u see that hit swaded-j took befoure spittin those mad lyrics as he did a backflip off of a 3 sory building then hopped in his ride as police chased him away?...............................................................................................:<YEAH NIKKA IT WAS EXTREMELY AWSOME !!!

by baze the king of green December 4, 2010

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