smashedness

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

by Forbzy November 25, 2006

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 29, 2007

sashed

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008

Stashed

To get humiliated or boyed by someone. To be cussed by someone in front of lots of people.

Awww man jus got stashed.

Woahh boy just recieved a stashing.

Dont stash me man.

by Aliceeee ** October 24, 2008

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013

snashed

the act of getting so drunk that one becomes the next level of drunkeness; or 'smashed'.

Symptoms may include: Dancing irregularly and looking like and 80's disco dancer, heightened confidence level, may be extremely happy and also unregretful of some situations

"I heard he got snashed last night..." "Oh shit, how many slut drops did the little bugger do?"
"This weekend I plan on getting snashed, mate!"
"LETS GET FUCKING SNASHED BOYS"
"You were so snashed last night, you kissed a girl and you liked it!"

by Redox3 December 9, 2013