Situation

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.

by heroworship April 1, 2011

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

by roblevistala February 5, 2010

Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.

Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.

by mclayman February 26, 2010

SITCOMs

(Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.) What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids.

Buffy decided that when her and john had there 1.2 children she could finally quite her job and become a sitcom.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

Harvard-Yale situation

A scenario in which a prestigious institution is in close competition with a slightly less prestigious institution. Named after, of course, Harvard and Yale.

Both sports teams were good, but one always seemed to push just a little past the other. It was a real Harvard-Yale situation.

by crohall June 6, 2011

stuoid

1. To linger on a thought or moment for a long period of time, usually because of a dramatic or emotional experience.

2. Continuous thoughts that can become an annoyance to an individual.

Sally Stuoid on her English Homework.

by Them_carrots November 13, 2013