Sir Loin

Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.

Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?

by StabMastaArson April 19, 2004

Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"

"Pick up your phone"

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Sir_Lewk

This is one of the leetest guys around. He can hack you brain using nothing more than netcat and a toaster.

ZOMG, Sir_Lewk just installed apache on my cat!

by blargraptor October 14, 2008

sir wacksalot

A person who is very horny and likes to masturbate a whole hell of a lot. Also has much sexual knowledge. Usually a guy (hence, SIR wacksalot). May also have a S/M reference, I'm not sure. Usually is a very proud pervert, who has a sense of sexual honor to uphold.

Also spelled "Sir Whacks-a-Lot"

dude"That dude is, like, a total sir wacksalot. I can't believe how open he is about what he does. He shouldn't be talking about that stuff around here."

dudette"well, he's MY hero!"

group: big stares from half, coughing from 1/4, smiles from 1/4

by A card in the wind November 30, 2005

Sir Charles

A Scotch drink:

a full glass of ice and half glass of The Glenlivet 18 years the choice of godfather

what would you like sir??
Let me have a Sir Charles please.

by Don di CARLOS January 30, 2008

Sir Lancetwat

A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.

Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"
Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."
*SMACK*

by W. E. Toddit July 9, 2004

Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008