Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"
Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"
Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"
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Get the Semaj mug.Sima is girl that only thinks about herself. She is most likely to f*ck guys who’s names start with the letter A, J, and L. She likes gayprn and hardcore child abuse
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Get the Simas mug.A next level threat to humanity basically a menace to everyone. How to spot him?
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
He is basically blonde 1.71 meters height or 5'7 feet weighs around 71 kg usually wears adidas lightmotion or airmax 90's
Runs very fast so you can hear the tutonic plates shifting while his massive petite body steps on the ground every second before seeing him sprint at you rethinf your life all you memories because you are either about to be dismembered alive by this monster or he will just play Yeat on his iphone 7 his enemies are usually named Emilis, and he doesnt support lgbtq propaganda, he is actually very homophobic did i mention he is basically a manipulative piece of shit? If u stand beetwen him and his goal you wont notice how he manipulates you into suicide.
John: Hey did you hear Simas Pužas joined our school?
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
Billy: pray on my mommas feet he a tsar level bomb threat to humanity u signed ur death certificate without picking up a pen
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Get the Simas Pužas mug.An expression oftenly used to describe two people who are madly in love with each other. This term was derived from the famously controversial lovestory between a young, beautiful Indonesian-decent goddess of a woman named Roderick and a handsome, almighty and brave man named Tia. It was truly love at first sight. This saying is used as a tribute to commemorate the passionate love, two soulmates held for each other.. To this day their love still remains powerful even to their deceased corps that lay buried underneath us in the same coffin..
Margarita: Aww would you look at those two lovebirds!!!!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!
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