French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

redneck shower

When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.

Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!

justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.

Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!

by SeanB85 February 11, 2007

cock shiner

a man/womoan who spits on his/her partner cock then licks it as if it were being shined.

Jacob went down on a guy and shined his cock, he's such a cock shiner

by Maurissa Hernandez March 23, 2007

bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

Shower Fart

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.

I had the worst shower fart this morning

by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010

ke$ha shower

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower

"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."

by omarjordan April 21, 2012

Romantic Shower

When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.

Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.

Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.

by Jandro0046 December 10, 2010