shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

shitting niggers

A term of distress, usually said for shock value when you're mad.

My mom was shitting niggers when she found the pot stash in my bedroom.

by sanesandwich September 8, 2007

shitting in my cornbread

Questioning someone's seriousness

Are you shitting in my cornbread?

by josh wilson December 6, 2006

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

reality shifting

the scientific term for this is quantum leaping or quantum jumping. this is the the moving of your conscious mind to an alternate reality through the use of manifestation and quantum physics. many will say it is just lucid dreaming but it is very different. many people use this to go to hogwarts to date draco and it has become a huge trend on tiktok. be careful because a lot of people spread false info. yes it is real and yes it is possible. the cia released documents on it in the late 1900's so it has been a thing way before it was a trend. please do your research and don't go discouraging others if you don't believe in it.

person 1: "i cant wait to reality shift and go to hogwarts"

person 2: "isn't that just lucid dreaming?"

person 1: "no silly, when you reality shift you are going to a real place! reality shifting is the movement of your conscious mind from this reality to another"

by simpforcedricdiggory November 6, 2020