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situations

interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.
Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.
by baits September 22, 2007
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A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.
I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.
That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!
by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015
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sticky situation

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.
Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
by Danny8997 January 11, 2010
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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.
Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.
by thumpturtle March 16, 2011
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Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.
John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.
by Ralo January 14, 2008
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