shitmeister

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

by Lauroland April 13, 2006

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009

Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.

Holy shitmelon, Batman!

by MelonMan April 29, 2005

@shitmemes.gif

I literally put an ad for my Instagram account on urban dictionary, eat my ass Karen

@shitmemes.gif’s cock and ball torture is on point

@shitmemes.gif’s condoms are the size of my gloves!

Oh fuck I stepped on @shitmemes.gif’s land and looked at one of his women, IM FUCKED

by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020

shitme

The act of defecating into another persons pants. The person willing to accept the foreign dump in their pants, drops trow and yells like a nut, “ shit me “ ....! After the dump is delivered the person then pulls up his or her pants and simply goes on with their day delighted to walk around with an ass full of someone else’s shit ....

Just fucking shitme ! Shit me good ! And shit me right !

by Little g money January 28, 2021

Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

by letterman7 January 2, 2022